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    I'm not a smart man. These are not smart people.
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Chl0r0f0rmG1rl
Chl0r0f0rmG1rl

remember that time someone programmed all of Pokemon Red into Minecraft using redstone, and it was a full game and entirely playable? crazy.

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Justin Gorgen
Justin Gorgen

Please, only *INTELLECTUALS* comment on this, I am tired of people who can’t match my IQ of 3.

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Trash Can
Trash Can

Damn these guys really enjoyed their visits to Wikipedia and Thesaurus

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Trash Can
Trash Can

I'm so smart I can't even read

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That Black Goopiness
That Black Goopiness

Well I have so much IQ it's as high as how many chromosomes I have

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Jordan Glass
Jordan Glass

7:49 it doesn't accelerate forwards anymore dumbass. It accelerates towards the black hole and slows down in its forward momentum. And I think of this shit in seconds. 11:00 watched that when i was 13. I didnt get any smarter, I just had parents who dont give a shit lol

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Milk Man
Milk Man

I like it when they sound stupid while trying so hard to sound smart

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Tersana
Tersana

High Iq = really good at using a thesaurus and winning fake arguments.

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Geo Metric Yoshi
Geo Metric Yoshi

Some guy: *breaths* Annoying intellectual: *Huh. You made the same mistake as all other people do. Breathing can cause neurotypical indeficiencies in the upper theuromax lung vesticle as of leading to lack of decay. Breathing can also lead to unreteriyptical thymine depresial collapse bla bla bla BLA BLA*

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GamerNoir
GamerNoir

1:12 Look at the dates. He actually waited four years ._. To the day... And almost to the time...

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Fif Gallag
Fif Gallag

4:00 Holy shit, Gary smith exists in real life?

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Ocean Queen
Ocean Queen

Why do I watch things that make me mad.

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CurbsideUnderwood
CurbsideUnderwood

Fuck these people need to drink lava

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MonkeyMotel
MonkeyMotel

That guy at 15:50 translated the phrase slightly wrong. It should be “Of taste there is no dispute” instead of “Of taste there can be no dispute”. Also, hello r/iamverysmart

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I have no content why are you Subbing?

Im a therteen yeer old and I have hi I.Q an me I.Q is hiest in wurld

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Just Another Animator
Just Another Animator

7:15 you don’t see black holes because the light gets stuck in time??? Is that what he’s trying to say???

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Just Another Animator no ur wrong he is smart human

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Crimson Demonia
Crimson Demonia

Actual geniuses usually don’t flaunt, so if you flaunt your intelligence rapidly and constantly, you probably aren’t considered a genius in any way.

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thezombie baron
thezombie baron

Let's see, the my height is......50 of my wife's lost chromosomes! I got a growth spurt!

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Athlynne
Athlynne

Is anyone else being driven slowly insane by the bad grammar and punctuation? I myself have an IQ of 94,000 (not really) but I make up for it by being so socially stupid that my 2-year-old nephew tries to explain away my social blunders. He barely knows any words except "No," "sink," and "woof-woof" (what he calls dogs), but damn it, does he ever try.

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Q
Q

4:18 HAS TO BE A JOKE

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Jacob Lamberson
Jacob Lamberson

I have a decent IQ but I'm a total fucking idiot most of the time. 😂I.Q doesn't automatically mean you know more than someone. Who the fuck decided this was a thing?

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Big wolfie
Big wolfie

My best guess at the disaster of a sentence that is at 4:50 is "If I dislike you, i'll be damned if i ever allow your meddling impulsive carelessness to affect the personal space of my life" cuz pressurize is a synonym of meddle, motor functions are impulses, flabbergast is like when someone absolutely baffles you (like this sentence), proxemics is " how far apart individuals engaged in conversation", and humanoid sapience is ya know life... Yay for thesaurus.com and my absolute annoyance with the idiot who posted that status

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Pucci’s Skin Care Routine
Pucci’s Skin Care Routine

that Roxanne cover was exquisite

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gabe le
gabe le

here's a little fact that can easily shoot down the arguments of anyone using IQ as an excuse or a topic to brag upon: IQ is an assumption on potential, so even if they do have a high IQ, it doesn't mean they're smart and vice versa, for instance, I have an IQ to rival a lot of astrophysicists but I'm about as clever as a potato with a face

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Rezenave01
Rezenave01

1:27 I'm dead 😂😂😂

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Jomega
Jomega

7:32 Another guy who has just discovered physics and doesn't know anything. Short explanation: Speed never exceeds over the speed of light, even when added.

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DR G.fimhouse
DR G.fimhouse

I like to think that all those messages with the foreign accent is the same seedy Russian man.

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Claudio De Worm
Claudio De Worm

Uhm well actually... *I have an IQ of 900000000000jillon so stfu*

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DogOfKrondor
DogOfKrondor

If you have to tell someone how smart you are............

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twoface2001
twoface2001

1:19 Weird but hey I give him props for waiting

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Dekaffe
Dekaffe

And I would pleasure myself to its historical accuracy.

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5Gonza5
5Gonza5

10:26 Why is Mickey Mouse reading this lol

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Toby Kore
Toby Kore

dicktion

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Just Leslie
Just Leslie

3:52 there aren't lucky stars there must only be lucky CHARMS

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5Gonza5
5Gonza5

1:19 I really cannot believe that that guy waited 4 years to ask her out

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gn4r1y
gn4r1y

he probably got some mad pussy after that 200 iq strat

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That Grouchy Cat
That Grouchy Cat

0:56 "murder them cold in a spit fire" Yeah... last time I checked, fire isn't cold. And they call themselves intelligent.

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Chadwick . Just Chadwick.
Chadwick . Just Chadwick.

0:50 sounds like the lyrics to a Canibus song

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No Name
No Name

Do these guys know that IQ is mathematical intelligence and not, your overall intelligence in everything.

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Aidan Pratt
Aidan Pratt

“I finished with a 91% in cooking” I finished science with a 100%

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Aidan Pratt
Aidan Pratt

“My IQ would be the highest possible” “I’ve never taken a test” M8 your educated guess comes from no experience

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MissKiwi
MissKiwi

this is actively insufferable to watch jesus christ i hate these people

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Dr. Bright
Dr. Bright

IQ tests were intvented to test if French kids were ready to begin in elementary school.

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Daisy Blueeyedboy
Daisy Blueeyedboy

Guess these people don't factor in emotional intelligence then..

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Tori UwU
Tori UwU

i died at the onision one

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marcus geer
marcus geer

You don't watch Rick and Morty? Ne he hee xxttt Just to let you know, the Ne he hee xxttt was from one of his other videos where he pronounced next like that. I couldn't find a way to type it any better

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The Hero
The Hero

*KSST*

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Will Knox
Will Knox

7:35 he could've just stopped there and it would've been perfectly fine but NOUGHP

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[HF] Hyperfenix
[HF] Hyperfenix

the guy at 7:48 just sounds like me on 3 hours of sleep and being up for another 36 the usual

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Master Gamer873
Master Gamer873

Also that black hole guy realizes there’s actual theories and that stuff like that HAS been studied with conclusive answers right? He’s not wrong about how time and most of reality alters near them, but that’s been legitimately studied and answered.

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IloveBlender
IloveBlender

I am so smart that 99,99% of people think I am making shit up.

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Billy Mc Saggy Tits
Billy Mc Saggy Tits

Your only 300 Iq when you do a British accent and say “Iiiiinnnnnduuubitably”

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Slanax
Slanax

10:25 What *I* wanna know is how were Jennifer123, Jennifer420 and xXJenniferXx *not* the first three variations that were also taken? :V

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Jack of Knives
Jack of Knives

3:14 I found the Virginus in this scene

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Jack of Knives
Jack of Knives

I accidentally drank some french vanilla coffee with watermelon gum in my mouth. It tastes both gross and delicious *don't know why I'm telling anyone this

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AntiScribe
AntiScribe

5:34 bold of you to assume he has friends

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WeeabooDan
WeeabooDan

Imagine getting a PERFECT score on an IQ test...

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Ethan S
Ethan S

Your Maximillian Pegasus voice gives me a stiffy. ;)

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Sad Mark
Sad Mark

I’m not smart I’m a dumbass 🤷‍♂️

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Xycho kid
Xycho kid

lmao that voice towards the end! You sound like Shaxx.

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Sam Keiser
Sam Keiser

It's funny how they all act like they're better than everyone else when they use less common or bigger words when the reason people don't use words like that is because their is literally no reason to besides emphasis.

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Phoenix Blackwood
Phoenix Blackwood

if his iq was higher than 20 he would know that intelligence is based on experience, not genetics

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DJ Squibble
DJ Squibble

im not smart just good at puzzles of various kinds

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HunterNidus
HunterNidus

"I have an IQ over 200, i'm smart and i can do litteraly anything." Yet you couldn't resist acting like douchebag pushing everyone away from you. Knowledgde is not the only thing that is important. If you're an bragging self-centered asshole, your knowledge won't get you very far.

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Marshall West
Marshall West

The black home one is so stupid because there forgetting that it’s literally impossible for anything other than energy to go the speed of light.

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mkoch99
mkoch99

Just gonna say this, I have an IQ of 120 something, really all that fact about me makes me think "Yay I'm smart!"...meanwhile, that fact does squat about my anxiety, self-depreciation on everything I do that's not for myself and the fact those two combined prevent me from having the confidence to look for a job.... IQ means nothing really.

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KETTLE
KETTLE

8:05 "The sum angular momentum in the universe is 0, and has been since the beginning of time. At the singularity which existed before the big bang, the angular momentum was 0, and afterwards, when everything was expanding, everything turned in directions equal and opposite to each other, meaning the sum total of angular momentum in the universe is 0." taken from r/atheism written by u/branthar

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*UnusedAccount*
*UnusedAccount*

I love how these people assume they can get a max IQ even though people like Stephen Hawking (Is that his name?) got an IQ of the low 200's. Mind you, I do not know what the max is, or, if there even is a maximum IQ, if I was to guess it would be 300.

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That Random Encounter Guy
That Random Encounter Guy

Figured Onision would get on here somehow.

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Vi
Vi

Some of these have to be jokes.

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THE FBI
THE FBI

Indubitably

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Kurly Fryz
Kurly Fryz

2:35 *STREET SMARTS*

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Drake Holt
Drake Holt

Ummm ACTUALY IT IS RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS NOT STACKING!!! ONLY SMART PEOPLE WOULD RELISE THIS

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ShadowThunder563
ShadowThunder563

i don't care what a test says, im not smart. i walk into doorknobs. every. single. day. nobody with an iq of 124 should walk into doorknobs, i swear it is wrong.

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Drowns In Kool Aid
Drowns In Kool Aid

If memory serves I took an IQ test in highschool and it was about 130 I think and I have the worst case of goldfish memory out there lol Except trashy 2000s pop for some reason, so much is burned in my head!

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J S
J S

I got an A- on my iq test. Bow before me insects!

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Davy Rando
Davy Rando

The comments being read in this video are so insufferable I can't even finish watching the fucking thing without my blood pressure going up. Holy fuck...

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Logan Plourde
Logan Plourde

Speed of dark is faster than speed of light , there ya go science boy

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Astrobeast12
Astrobeast12

Good god, I hate that first one so much. He voiced it so amazingly. I can't think of it without him narrating it anymore.

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Fruitpunchexe
Fruitpunchexe

Ok so for the first one, it's sad that a person that smart has an anime pfp

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AceOfBlades
AceOfBlades

I may be really fucking high, but this dude is one of the best narrators on youtube to listen to.

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Spectico_Playz
Spectico_Playz

Youre brain fully developes at age 21 so he should be saying "anyone who legally drink alcohol in the u.s."

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Normal Flims
Normal Flims

Spectico_Playz isn’t it in your 30’s?

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Stargarden
Stargarden

Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani

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VLight
VLight

My IQ is way too high to even understand the terrible grammar of Mr. Sorrow’s comment section. I’m better than everyone else and I am also a millionaire. I study time travel theories and every other piece of science. This is a quote that I came up with in only a few minutes, and do not feel ashamed to those who don’t understand it: ================================== When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. ================================== Yes, I wrote the Declaration of Independence myself. I would write the rest, but I don’t want to waste anymore time trying to showcase my intellect to those who are below average; Sorrow TV’s fans.

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Drowns In Kool Aid
Drowns In Kool Aid

ur mom ghey

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WhatShouldMyUsernameBe?
WhatShouldMyUsernameBe?

Is 10:26 Mickey Mouse lol

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About 3.1415
About 3.1415

I haven’t been this mad in awhile.

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Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

I hate watching these but I make the same comments sometimes, so I need to know how ridiculous I sound. Cheers!

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OlafttheGreat1998
OlafttheGreat1998

I took an IQ test today. It didn't even ask me any questions, it just said 404. I guess I'm a genius.

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Zane Mallory
Zane Mallory

These ignorant fucks need to die

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HowtogetShrekt™
HowtogetShrekt™

3:28 penis

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luxiken !!!
luxiken !!!

THIS VIDEO OFFENDS US INTELLECTUALS! I TOOK 8 IQ TESTS AND I GOT 18/10 EVERY TIME! PLEASE KEEP YOUR INFIRIOR INTELECT AWAY FROM US GIFTED PEOPLE

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琴__苏
琴__苏

9:13 doesn’t he make money off videos of making fun of underage girls bodies?

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evelyn the edgy
evelyn the edgy

just realised im awfully similar to a few of these kids, what can i do to change myself please help

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Koal Teufel
Koal Teufel

7:37 pretty sure thats not how it works? c is constant and the universal speed limit, so everything that guy just said is bs

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QueenTiger Roy
QueenTiger Roy

6:00 Y’all I’ve worked at many, many jobs and I’ve seen people come in for an application like this guy. When I worked at a Nordstrom, a girl came in and blatantly bragged about how she was going to get the job, how good she was at fashion and communication, etc. I told my then manager about what happened, she took the application and ripped it up right in front of me. This shit doesn’t work. I promise.

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AKArainkit
AKArainkit

I love it when they try to use fancy words, but use them completely wrong. Like did that guys just use proxemics because the word proximity is too well known?

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Tobias Geis
Tobias Geis

8:05 Oh fuck no!!! He's a fucking Kent Hovind fan! For those who thought "What the fuck does the law of angular momentum have to do with the big bang? What is this retard on about" Don't worry, that is normal. The argument goes as follows: The big bang Was a spinning explosion. Spinning explosions have debris that spins in all the same direction The planets spin in different directions Therefore the big bang did not happen What Hovind missed or lied about was that he was reading about the birth of a star. It is as retarded as it sounds and more. Like a separate pocket dimension made of infinite stupid

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Alexa Hoelterling
Alexa Hoelterling

IQ isn't a reliable way to measure intelligence bro lol

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N3sKey
N3sKey

9:20 ERROR FEMALE.EXE IS NOT COMPACTIBLE WITH LATEST DIRECTX 29 EDITION VERYSMARTPERSON.EXE

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Choa Crux
Choa Crux

I remember once a couple years back this guy tried to be all “look at me I’m smart” by saying that he regularly thought about non existence n shit I was like Chill dude I was doing that in 5th grade you ain’t special

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Drowns In Kool Aid
Drowns In Kool Aid

A friend of mine regularly talks and thinks about abstract stuff like that too, but that's when I know he's high as a kite lol

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R U Sirius
R U Sirius

Lmao the very first person had a fire emblem heroes pfp They probably use gamepress to build units

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VlaDDrakkeN
VlaDDrakkeN

2:16 Holy shit, that's really condescending for someone making a good criticism of the movie. I can't tell if thats trolling or legit someone thinks this way.

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Gabriel Defa
Gabriel Defa

My iq is so high, higher than snoop dogg in saturday night.

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