Informative and super-cute!

0:31 what about Occam’s Razor.

The angel in the thumbnail is holding the violin on the wrong side

Just treat the passengers like cargo...

shut the fuck up and get your own plane.-..

First video I saw from your channel. Holy shit, what have I been doing all my life? This was AWESOME

I’m always worried I’ll be the idiot who holds ups the cue so I have one bag with phone headphones and book

Window middle isle is stupid when u have a kid lmao

2:37 Why did i never tought of that lets do that in the airports too!

Bonnie Bee is the BNL of the CPG Grey universe. There many rhymes in this video 🐝 🍯 🐝 🍯

You may be a monkey, I'm not.

People with no carry-on should get to board last and deplane first. I hate waiting for 300 people to get their bags when I can just walk on and off.

3:06 Casey Neistat reference lol

Steffen Perfect can be made faster. Back-to-front in one row, on alternating sides, windows in. This minimizes the number of times the queue stops from 12 to 6.

What about the obese people that are legally required to take up two seats and have an extra belt? What the hell America? One of my first flights to the States and I witness this tragedy...

It's used in Japan

CGP Grey: We are monkey's My history teacher: *Throws CGP Grey out the window*

Would this work? Back, window rows Middle, window rows Front, window rows Back, middle rows Middle, middle rows Front, middle rows Back,aisle row Middle, aisle rows Front, aisle rows

I've never been on an airplane and I never thought about this. I'm 22 years old and counting... and may be this is another weird thing that is about to happen when I start travelling... 😭

FASTEST WAY EVER! Pilot Takeoff

Solution here: Second boarding bridge by using back door. Amsterdam Schiphol airport had that system back in times.

Is that a Casey Neistat orb at 3:05?

Lmao the bright side stealing your script

if the japanese cant do it what chance do we europeans have?

Thumbs up for A Casey Neistat animation in firstclass hahah :-) 3:05

In easy jet and other airlines used in europe u can go in and out by the front and even the back

I have only flown ~20 times .(some were 2-3 connecting flights, so maybe 50 actual flights). 90%+ were the front-back "reaper", for both board/de-boarding. 95% of the time, I'm nearly the last to board and last to exit. I just watch with Farnsworth face (and sometimes time). 20min seems to be pretty typical. A few times the "many-carry-on" lot got super excessive... imagine 10min argument with flight attendant over 2 carry-on suit cases, a gym bag, and backpack... I was surprised she didn't have dog in travel cage too.

In Australia we have 2entris and no boarding groups

you mean you didn't write this animation in a coding language in order to make the animation use real math. pathetic

Here are all the planes in the sky right now. https://www.flightradar24.com/ If you want a future, physics says you cannot continue doing this. https://www.reddit.com/user/Darkstar-82/comments/a27gy9/statement_capitalism_is_incompatible_with_having/

Idea: redesign planes so that your overhead compartment is above the seats, rather than in the aisles, and then at the airport have designated seating for each seat, that would organize everyone in a way where they just flow into their seats.

It sounds like what you said was take a train

This video is essentially the opposite of Occam's Razor.

I have litteraly never had a boarding group What am i missing

I got on a plane and they literally do random they just don’t care

i hate flying

Thank heavens for business class and premium econ.

Solution: go everywhere on horseback.

0:00 Knoxville, TN to Newark, NJ?

I flew so much for business I always ignored the boarding calls and was the last to get on the plane. The nice thing too. As a frequent flyer the Flight Attendants would know who you are and bring you up to First Class, if available.

6:39 it says a 3 im so confused.

love the casey neistat reference😂

I agree with the airlines current method is just really bad! You have the people that sit in the front and load their luggage in the overhead compartment, while someone behind them needs to go to the back of the plane! I had thought the best way to load would be the back rows first then work your way up the plane, but I see even that has problems! Another big problem is that we are all loading into one doorway! Multiple doors would help as well, if they could do that, but obviously they would need more loading ramps and all planes are not the same size!

Sadly, 911 was a stage show. No planes were used. No one died, but yet flying is a now a nightmare...

my european ass has no idea what u talking about

guy sounds like a huge angsty childless hipster

God forbid they put another door on the plane so front and back fill simultaneously

Even if you halfed the que times the plane is still scheduled for take off at a certain time, meaning you didn't actually save anything, other than making a youtube video for no real purpose... the ultimate waste of human secs.

Look ticket in 6:40 before it sed 123 but then it sed 3. Why????

Well, the people holding the line up must be shoved into their seating area, thus making it quicker for others to board. The other suggestions mean the crews having to deaol with entitled aholes who won't wait their turn. But since you don't or aren't running the airline, then we're not worried of it changing.

I know I am late but if a air plane used the window-middle-aisle what about the kids getting separated from there parents?

realign the seats. the aisle-seats must no be straightly opposite on the other side, the one must 50% upfront of the with of the seats. in that way, more people can simultaneously take or put their luggage in the bin!

Loved the reference to Casey Neistat at 3:05

This completely ignores the fact that any passenger airplane with such a number of seats will have both a front and back entrance... which means there is no such thing as front-to-back or back-to-front boarding.

I was going to say I’m not worried about the boarding, it’s getting off the plane that takes forever 😂

Casey Neistat with a cameo at 3:06!

Honestly, i was never on a plane, but i would hate to be a first class tho, because imagine as you have to wait out everyone boarding.

Love the Casey Neistat cameo at 3:05

I'm eventually going to have to fly to a different country to fix my teeth and I am certain flying there and back will be the hardest part.

How about the end of the flight

0:33

Actually, the slowest method is front to back, aisle middle window, each row is its own set of groups

I see your hobbit reference. While the guy is waiting in the seats the guy in the back has a book cover similar to the new release of the hobbit 0:03

Certain systems are also in place so people feel like less time is going by. When they are engaged in doing something, time passes quicker, instead of sitting and waiting. So airports try to create systems that will make customers feel like less time is passing by.

I would just hydro press people into the plane.

The BRIGHT SIDE video ripping off this is infuriating.

some airports board front to back AND back to front with a second set of stairs. wonderful bliss.

What airline does the window-middle -aisle method???????? I feel like I live in a different planet

In Boeing 737 Max they just blow the plane up

It's the process of placing a bag(s) in the overhead locker which takes up the most time. As a solo traveler, I travel quite lightly. It would be nice to have an flight tailored for solo travellers who intend to have one bag that they're simply going to place under the seat.

Bright side copied ur video

6:39 said group 3 not 123

Wider aisles.

Why does this remind me of Casey Neistat?

Some of you have never flew with RyanAir, and honestly it shows.

They still use the "random" technique as described in the video. They don't call boarding groups (besides priority, which nowadays - because of the bag restriction - most people pay for), so everyone just line up and go in as they arrive, and according to the video, that's a better solution. It is true that Ryanair often fails to depart on time, but I'm not sure if it's necessarily because of the onboarding process - they usually open the gates already too late. But even though they don't depart on time, they tend to arrive on time (on my experience of flying every month with them - maybe different airports/flights will be more affected or affected differently than others).

Ryan Air stopped using random (sit where you want) years ago. They have regular assigned seats. However they tend open the back and front of the plane, so people and can enter from both sides, speeding up the boarding quite a bit. Ryan air does have priority boarding, where you pay extra to board first. That's it, regular boarding and priority. This however is nothing in comparison with the USA, where you have up to 10 different boarding groups who each get different priorities (world business class, first class, business class, economy, 3 different Airline frequent flyer membership priorities - gold, silver bronze; parents with children, military personnel, elderly people (non handicapped) and more. It's crazy how they group people in the USA.

Alex Santos Random is a nice word for it because they don’t even assign seats. Just a huge queue when boarding which is why they never take off on time.

+Scarecrow lego It uses the "random" method, so I guess, not too bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How is ryanair?

08:06 "no slower could we go" - and the fix for this would be super easy

I am just wondering why i bothered watching this video...

what about when the airline lets passengers board from both the front and back entrances simultaneously?

Some planes don't have 2 entrances.

Just don't go in when they call your zone and come at the very end like you didn't know boarding started...it's not like the person at the gate even looks at it. You go into the plane and eliminate 20 minutes of waiting IN THE PLANE if you were for example business class. I normally choose the highest zone and come in 15 minutes before my flight, that way i'm right on time for take off lol

Bravo! :))

Southwest pretty much does your random option...

3:05 Casey Neistat anybody?!

From this, biggest problem is with people trying to store their onboard luggage . Remove onboard luggage (or limit to what can be left under the seat), only bottlenecks left are with seat shuffling, which was minimal.

wait, wasn't this video 5k? The maximum is now 4k.

Beautiful! :)

It's basic physics. If the back were loaded first the plane's nose would tip up as there are no rear wheels.

Heh.

What is the software used for those animations?

I now want to fly with bonnie bee airlines

3:06 Casey Neistat

I’ve honestly never seen an airline use window middle isle I do know that Southwest and Frontier let you choose seats

Plus you have to sometimes fight people for the seat you paid for. I had to tell one lady that "Sorry, but I paid for the window seat" "Well, get a different one" she said. I just turned and said "Oh stewardess" and she snarled and got up and moved...

Also it’s a pain to even get into line to get on the plane bc people all huddle and stand in the way when it is not their turn / group to go.

I like the nod to Casey Neistat at 3:04 lol

you could probably make your idea slightly faster by putting 1 and 2 together in a pattern 121212 same with 3 and 4 but make it so 1 is a seat higher then 2 same with 3 with 4 this way 1 and 2 people can get on at the same time

My mom had visitation rights when my dad divorced her. Then my dad and me moved all the way to the other side of the country. I had to take 2 plane trips to get to my mom, and 2 plane trips back. This happened once or twice a year for 10 years. I had to do this shit over 40 times. When I was a small child. Kill me now, these memories are to much to bear.

I don't like CGP grey anymore, too cynical.

Keep that to yourself, there's no need to comment that.

In Germany every piece of luggage is either put under your seats or in the plane.

Hmm everytime ive boarded a plane it was random where families and such group up

What about families with three or more children and just one or two parents? They’d still be separated in Steffen Modified.

How about you design the fucking plane with more than one fucking door, so you're not funneling all the cattle through one chokepoint?

I board dead last every single time. Watching people spend forever fumbling with their belongings does something bad to my sanity.